similes and metaphors for Guzzis...

[lucydad]

Stay on target...

Poodles enjoy complexity.

Latin language encouraged and Italian...

My Guzzi is lento come una lumaca

[Kev m]

Stay on target...

Star wars allusion, right? 

[lucydad]

Poodles asked me to bump this thread.  They plan to award the coveted "Golden Goose Egg" for best simile later this week.

Note excellent musical entry by Not Fishing and my reply.  Music works.  So does art.  And poodles love music.  Even more they like food, tasty bits and such.  They are very biased. 

My Guzzi is like.... Volare...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qivzSaALee8

[PJPR01]

Here's one for you chief...a little motivational poetry in the morning - see you Saturday

There once was a man from Sugar Land
Whose V7 was very Special indeed
He’d swan to the ocean on route 36
And fly back on his silver steed

Far and wide he hoped to ride
To the GRIT and Okie he cried
Gear strapped and bags put on
He disappeared over the horizon

[not-fishing]

Il mio Griso si comporta come un progetto di pesante cavallo italiano , muscolare, costante e si muove con convinzione

Google translator is grate for us who are language challanged.

My Griso behaves like a italian heavy draft horse, muscular, steady and moves with conviction

[Chuck in Indiana]

Google translator is grate for us who are language challanged.

My Griso behaves like a italian heavy draft horse, muscular, steady and moves with conviction

 

[Gliderjohn]

That's some serious horse there! Wonder what it's torque numbers are?
GliderJohn

[wymple]

Picture has been stretched horizontally, unless you can cross a heavy draft horse with a weiner dog.

[oldbike54]

Picture has been stretched horizontally, unless you can cross a heavy draft horse with a weiner dog.

 Belgian .
 

 Dusty

[Dean Rose]

Belgian .
 

 Dusty

[lucydad]

Paul,

You over estimate my long distance riding skills. 

Ah, the Bard comes to mind.  A favorite....

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.

[Muley]

My Guzzi is like Washington, DC.  You can throw all the money you want at it, but it still won't run just right

[sbaker]

My Guzzi is like a fine italian woman..... beautiful, spirited, classy, treat her right and she purrs... treat her badly and she'll toss you in a heartbeat.. !

[lucydad]

All,

One last bump per poodle nudge of noses.  Contest closes Sunday afternoon.  Then your entry will be weighed on the scales against the feather of Maat.

My Guzzi glides like the Pharoah's chariot, across the Nubian plains, towards the Golden hills.

[Kev m]

Paul,

You over estimate my long distance riding skills. 

Ah, the Bard comes to mind.  A favorite....

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.

Ah the closing soliloquy from my favorite play by the bard! 

[WitchCityGuzzi]

Damn. I wish I could find my tee shirt or remember (was it Father Guzzi Obrien) that had the "Owning a Guzzi is like having the clap....


It was priceless.

[blackcat]

The Guzzi's that we love tell us what we are

I think therefore I Guzzi