Author Topic: Old Sayings (Read 27726 times)

Cool Runnings · « **on:** September 05, 2016, 02:32:02 PM »

There's More Old Drunks Than There Are Old Doctors...

twodogs · « **Reply #1 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:39:07 PM »

Anything free is worth saving up for

Cool Runnings · « **Reply #2 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:39:49 PM »

Don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of

oldbike54 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:46:33 PM »

You can't teach an old drunk new tricks .

Dusty

Cool Runnings · « **Reply #4 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:48:26 PM »

Quote from: oldbike54 on September 05, 2016, 02:46:33 PM

You can't teach an old drunk new tricks .

Dusty

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swooshdave · « **Reply #5 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:49:20 PM »

My English friend says "He could talk a glass eye to sleep."

Cracks me up every time.

Cool Runnings · « **Reply #6 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:53:36 PM »

A watched pot never boils.

Perazzimx14 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:55:33 PM »

Never dip your bread in another man's soup!

Cool Runnings · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:56:25 PM »

A good fence should be pig tight, horse high, and bull strong.

ohiorider · « **Reply #9 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:57:49 PM »

,,, rather have a bottle in front of me
than have a frontal lobotomy

Cool Runnings · « **Reply #10 on:** September 05, 2016, 02:58:29 PM »

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #11 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:04:43 PM »

Nuttier than a squirrel turd

travelingbyguzzi · « **Reply #12 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:05:12 PM »

You just load the wagon. I'll tend to the mule.

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:06:25 PM »

It's a small world but I'd hate to paint it.

azguzzirep · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:11:07 PM »

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Calvin Short (my dad)😊

oldbike54 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:19:16 PM »

Never try to saddle a drunk horse .

Dusty

wrbix · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:23:07 PM »

Rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.

Sasquatch Jim · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:31:00 PM »

A watched boil never pops.

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:32:31 PM »

He who shall, so shall he who.

twowings · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:33:15 PM »

I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling...

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #20 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:52:43 PM »

Beauty is in the hold of the behinder.

oldbike54 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 05, 2016, 03:55:17 PM »

Clowns to the left of me , jokers to the right , and apparently we aren't in Kansas anymore .

Dusty

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #22 on:** September 05, 2016, 04:03:28 PM »

Quote from: oldbike54 on September 05, 2016, 03:55:17 PM

Clowns to the left of me , jokers to the right , and apparently we aren't in Kansas anymore .

Dusty

lucian · « **Reply #23 on:** September 05, 2016, 04:04:51 PM »

he/she who stands on head have crack up

MGrego · « **Reply #24 on:** September 05, 2016, 04:14:57 PM »

Keep your hopes high, and your standards low !

Gliderjohn · « **Reply #25 on:** September 05, 2016, 04:34:34 PM »

Don't ride/drive/fly faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Use superior judgment so you won't have to demonstrate superior skill.

There are old pilots/riders and bold pilots/riders but few old bold ones.

GliderJohn

Mackers · « **Reply #26 on:** September 05, 2016, 04:48:50 PM »

You wouldn't be dead for quids.

slowmover · « **Reply #27 on:** September 05, 2016, 05:43:19 PM »

It aint worth two dead flies in buttermilk.

fotoguzzi · « **Reply #28 on:** September 05, 2016, 05:47:11 PM »

he not busy being born is busy dying

oldbike54 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 05, 2016, 06:19:08 PM »

If you leave it to Beaver , everything be dammed .

Dusty

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