Author Topic: Old Sayings (Read 27634 times)

Scud · « **Reply #120 on:** September 13, 2016, 01:12:30 PM »

Quote from: jcctx on September 13, 2016, 08:59:34 AM

an ounce of BS is worth a pound of knowledge most of the time!!!

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

Penderic · « **Reply #121 on:** September 13, 2016, 01:28:28 PM »

bigbikerrick · « **Reply #122 on:** September 13, 2016, 04:23:18 PM »

Quote from: Texas Turnip on September 07, 2016, 07:51:28 AM

She is a three bagger. You put a bag over her head One over your head and one over your dogs head so he'll have respect for you in the morning.

Easier than having sex in prison.

She got hit in the head with a bag of rectums and half of them stuck.

She is a Viagra killer.

That's all for now folks.
Tex

You win the contest Tex! ROTFLMAO !
Rick

Pisano · « **Reply #123 on:** September 13, 2016, 07:30:03 PM »

" Don't crash the Balls "

That's what my older Italian Cousin told me just before I rode a motorcycle for the first time about 30 years ago. Still live by those words.

canuck750 · « **Reply #124 on:** September 14, 2016, 10:40:59 AM »

If you lay down with sheep you start to smell like them.

rocker59 · « **Reply #125 on:** September 14, 2016, 10:56:20 AM »

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.

lucian · « **Reply #126 on:** September 14, 2016, 01:35:03 PM »

Business before pleasure

always hated that one

Shorty · « **Reply #127 on:** September 14, 2016, 03:39:47 PM »

A few from work:
He has finally reached his level of incompetence.

Pound it to fit and paint it to match.

A little zinc chromate covers a multitudes of sins.

Your job is a bird nest on the ground.

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass.

All it lacks is finishing up.

It flew in here; it'll fly out.

Penderic · « **Reply #128 on:** September 15, 2016, 01:32:34 AM »

The inventor of autocorrect died recently. May he restaurant in peace...

Scud · « **Reply #129 on:** September 15, 2016, 04:14:18 PM »

Don't worry about losing control; you can't lose what you never had.

Guzzidad · « **Reply #130 on:** September 15, 2016, 06:05:55 PM »

I'm totally surrounded by incompetence
That's slicker than cat shit
We in high cotton now
If I want any lip from you I'll scrape it off my zipper

ITSec · « **Reply #131 on:** September 15, 2016, 07:01:52 PM »

Quote from: Guzzidad on September 15, 2016, 06:05:55 PM

I'm totally surrounded by incompetence
That's slicker than cat shit
We in high cotton now
If I want any lip from you I'll scrape it off my zipper

I can't see that first phrase without hearing Jimmy Durante! Unfortunately, I can't find a link to that clip...

guzzisteve · « **Reply #132 on:** September 15, 2016, 07:15:25 PM »

"IS MY BIKE DONE YET?"

"It's not how much you make but how much you keep."

"He's got about as much chance as a snowball in hell."

"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."

ITSec · « **Reply #133 on:** September 15, 2016, 10:32:58 PM »

FAST - CHEAP - GOOD

Pick any two of the three.

(Often seen in printing shops when I first started working)

Penderic · « **Reply #134 on:** September 15, 2016, 11:05:22 PM »

Which way do we go? Which way do we go?

Scud · « **Reply #135 on:** September 15, 2016, 11:47:37 PM »

George Carlin - Everyday Expressions that don't make sense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUG0IMjfxCE

Tom H · « **Reply #136 on:** September 16, 2016, 02:11:53 AM »

Quote from: Guzzidad on September 15, 2016, 06:05:55 PM

I'm totally surrounded by incompetence
That's slicker than cat shit
We in high cotton now
If I want any lip from you I'll scrape it off my zipper

Love the last one. Didn't think it would be mentioned!!!!

Many of these are great and timeless!!!!
Tom

steamdriven NZ · « **Reply #137 on:** September 16, 2016, 03:17:33 PM »

My one, when it comes to engineering is, "hope is not a strategy!"

And one of our apprentices was described as "as useful as two blokes on leave."

ITSec · « **Reply #138 on:** September 16, 2016, 05:48:10 PM »

Then, of course, there are all the old saying that are professional slurs...

"An architect is a draftsman with his brain removed"

Adk.IBO · « **Reply #139 on:** September 16, 2016, 06:09:47 PM »

Being self employed people always ask: have you been busy? I respond "busy's easy, makin' money's the hard part".

Penderic · « **Reply #140 on:** September 16, 2016, 09:37:06 PM »

Penderic · « **Reply #141 on:** September 17, 2016, 01:12:18 PM »

Hey! Who the heck do you have to "speak to", around here, to get a drink ?

Chuck in Indiana · « **Reply #142 on:** September 17, 2016, 01:57:38 PM »

My grandmother's Indian weather signs are out of date. I have one. When you lose the TV satellite signal, there's a storm coming from the Southwest.

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