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Manly man cologne
« on: March 04, 2017, 05:21:17 AM »
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2017, 05:59:15 AM »
If it has the same smell of castor 927, I'm in.
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2017, 06:42:06 AM »
Or the tang of Classic Race Track Methanol? :smiley:

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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2017, 06:48:53 AM »
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2017, 06:51:38 AM »
with a hint of slept-in van full of tools and fast-food leftovers...

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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2017, 03:39:34 PM »
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2017, 08:58:31 PM »
I usually dab a bit of Hoppes # 9 behind the ears.
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2017, 07:00:42 AM »
Carry some in your luggage.  With it's claimed 80% ethanol, in a pinch you could use it if you run out of fuel.
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2017, 07:09:55 AM »
If it has the same smell of castor 927, I'm in.
I always thought this would make a great cologne as well. Only problem is you might end up having a bunch
of men chasing you down...not good!

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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2017, 11:31:05 AM »
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2017, 11:54:15 AM »


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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2017, 01:27:25 PM »
It's irresistible!






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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2017, 01:51:21 PM »
That is FUNNY!

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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2017, 02:28:05 PM »
It IS funny!! What movie is that?


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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2017, 02:29:29 PM »
:-)  Great. Must check that out.
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2017, 04:29:23 PM »
Try taking a shower and use soap Or stick a couple bay leaves under your pits.  At least you'd smell like vegetable beef soup.  :shocked: :shocked:
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2017, 04:36:17 PM »
The wheels come off. Appropriate metaphor.
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2017, 04:36:55 PM »
It's irresistible!






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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2017, 04:50:19 PM »
For the manly smell it has to be Dino 80/90, it's always worked for me.
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2017, 05:06:29 PM »
"Wind of Freedom"?

Seems to me when most men have free wind, you don't want to be anywhere near it...
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2017, 08:48:44 PM »
For the manly smell it has to be Dino 80/90, it's always worked for me.

The 85/140 holds up past last call.  Unisex, too.

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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2017, 01:24:20 AM »
Nothing wrong with fine perfume of Wright's Coal Tar Soap.....
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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2017, 08:43:44 AM »

That's also good for your knees and elbows😎

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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2017, 12:15:52 PM »



Why not smell like a real manly lumberjack, instead of a  ....ahem, a home handyman.

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Re: Manly man cologne
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2017, 01:45:53 PM »
2 stokes is all it takes for you, hmmmm?

 

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