Wildgoose made me a loser.

[fubar guzzi]

Ah,ya did get her #dinch ya :evil:For Dusty of course

[oldbike54]

Ah,ya did get her #dinch ya :evil:For Dusty of course

 I swore off women in 2008 , too much trouble .

 Dusty

[Tom]

   Somewhere in that reading is the truth. . 

[Chuck in Indiana]

Good point, Tom. Probably the 35 cents change thing..

[SmithSwede]

Tex can't keep the Lindale wimmin away from him after word got out that he is the only man in the entire world to have won the prestigious Golden Turnip Award for Shortest Mileage to a Guzzi Rally. 

And that trophy is made from solid gold!

Not only are the local wimmin sniffing around, but I bet the IRS is too.   

Wait!   Maybe the lounge lizard was an undercover revenue agent!  Red Alert

[Jim Rich]

This thread is like a fertilizer truck lost a load in it.   

[Lannis]

Wait!   Maybe the lounge lizard was an undercover revenue agent!  Red Alert

It was a place called The Jug and the woman was Linda Lou ....

"... And I know you don't owe me. But I wish you'd let me ask one favor from you...."

Lannis

[jumpmaster]

Well, you could have been like a friend of mine who in similar circumstances succumbed to the charms of a lady he met at a bar & took her home "for the night."  2 years later he was still trying to get her to move out...

[Penderic]

Everyone is gonna want a ride too, you know.


You should have brought the side car.




 

[Arizona Wayne]

It's true, when the wimmen see you ridin' a hack they fall all over themselves tryin' to git a ride in it.   I used to have some hacks.  If Ida been single Ida had all the strange wimmin I coulda handled then.