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uh ho....where's grandma?
I assume you will be in the appropriate elf costume... [/Hmmm!!!?
I was going through the East mall in Bloomington in my wheelchair today. I was in the second floor of Bergners having gone up in the elevator. I found myself in the far end of the store and at the upper end of an escalator. I looked down he moving steps and wondered if I could go down this thing in my wheelchair. After a few minutes of staring, a group of people came to go down and advised me to go to the other end of the building and use the elevator. Not having had much adventure for a long time I rolled to the starting point. As I rolled forward, suddenly the choice was no longer mine. I was pulled forward! I grabbed onto the hand rails and hung on for life. The wheels were too big to rest easy on a step and it bumped down the front wheels hanging out in air and opportunity.Damn! Lucky to get out of that w\o a head injury I fiercely gripped the hand rails and started going down. The strain on my arms was intense as they were extended as far as possible to the sides. The machine crept downward to the gasps of onlookers. It took a long time and my arms gave out with about one step from the bottom. I tilted forward and the steps lowered just enough to let the front wheels touch before I went headfirst. As I rolled off, one of the guys said," that scared the hell out of me!" I answered," scared the hell out of me too!" I rolled out the door and to my truck for the ride home. Sometimes one must have a little adventure, this one was free. Imagine a 73 year old crippled man in a wheelchairgoing down an escalator. The potential for an Americas funniest home video was only a slip away.
Hell Jim , it scared me reading about it Dusty
Hell Jim, it scared me reading about it Dusty
I assume you will be in the appropriate elf costume...
You guys going this Saturday?
Do the eyeballs shake around when running or on choke? If so, video request!
I looked down he moving steps and wondered if I could go down this thing in my wheelchair. After a few minutes of staring, a group of people came to go down and advised me to go to the other end of the building and use the elevator. Not having had much adventure for a long time I rolled to the starting point. As I rolled forward, suddenly the choice was no longer mine.
The world's fastest reindeer...
"Dear LORD, tell me that display is for Christmas!"
What? He's never heard of the ultra-rare Moto Guzzi 750 Reindeer??