Ha! That is pretty good!
I had a british car once (a 1974 Jaguar XJ12L). It was a beautiful, lovely car, but driving over a harsh bump could turn off the headlights, and the starter relay would often freeze in cold weather, preventing the car from starting. Yes, it had Lucas electrics. But when it ran, it was wonderful!
(Over the two years that I owned it, it was in the shop every three weeks on average.)