Author Topic: Any amatuer actors here? (Read 6071 times)

oldbike54 · « **on:** October 02, 2018, 01:33:07 PM »

Yeah, kind of a strange question, just curios if we have a few experienced amatuer thespians on WG?

Dusty

Groover · « **Reply #1 on:** October 02, 2018, 01:36:43 PM »

I act like I know stuff. Does that count?

wittangamo · « **Reply #2 on:** October 02, 2018, 01:39:52 PM »

I am a member of the Screen Actors Guild, but I still sometimes work for free. Does that count?

oldbike54 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 02, 2018, 02:24:14 PM »

One actor and two comedians

Wit, I have an idea, are you interested? Anyone else?

Dusty

dustybarn · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2018, 02:39:06 PM »

Yeah, I've been acting since 1997 and have been in something like 60 different productions, mostly Shakespeare and Irish theater. What do you have in mind?

oldbike54 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 02, 2018, 02:41:16 PM »

Quote from: dustybarn on October 02, 2018, 02:39:06 PM

Yeah, I've been acting since 1997 and have been in something like 60 different productions, mostly Shakespeare and Irish theater. What do you have in mind?

Before we go any farther, how far away from Cedar Vale KS are you?

Dusty

wittangamo · « **Reply #6 on:** October 02, 2018, 02:46:20 PM »

Quote from: oldbike54 on October 02, 2018, 02:24:14 PM

Wit, I have an idea, are you interested?

Dusty

Well, I’m a long way from Kansas. But now I am curious. Is it a GOOD idea?

Shoot me a PM.

dustybarn · « **Reply #7 on:** October 02, 2018, 02:54:51 PM »

According to Google Maps, I'm about 1200 miles away.

yogidozer · « **Reply #8 on:** October 02, 2018, 03:27:06 PM »

Ut oh, reading that question makes me think it's winter in Kansas

Rhodan · « **Reply #9 on:** October 02, 2018, 03:42:03 PM »

Quote from: wittangamo on October 02, 2018, 02:46:20 PM

Well, Iï¿½m a long way from Kansas. But now I am curious. Is it a GOOD idea?

Shoot me a PM.

A reenactment of the early days of Guzzi? Complete with Brontosaurus or the extra sporty Velociraptor? ;)

(Don't hate: I love the brand)

oldbike54 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 02, 2018, 03:52:49 PM »

Was just thinking about a live performance in the 100 year old pavilion might be fun. Thinking maybe we could sell a few tickets to the locals. This is just the seed of an idea at the moment.

Dusty

yogidozer · « **Reply #11 on:** October 02, 2018, 04:04:48 PM »

Kansas? Maybe do Wizard of Oz, or maybe Little House on the Prairie?
Used to be a playhouse in the town I live in, long ago.
Local talent, very popular with the town people.
Until someone thought it was a good idea to knock it down to put stores there.

Texas Turnip · « **Reply #12 on:** October 02, 2018, 04:24:16 PM »

Dusty,
I had a lady come up to me and she said, "you remind me of a movie star".
I got all excited and I said "who." She said, "Lassie taking a shit.""

Tex

bad Chad · « **Reply #13 on:** October 02, 2018, 04:46:58 PM »

I act, therefor I am.

cloudbase · « **Reply #14 on:** October 02, 2018, 05:33:19 PM »

Quote from: Texas Turnip on October 02, 2018, 04:24:16 PM

Dusty,
I had a lady come up to me and she said, "you remind me of a movie star".
I got all excited and I said "who." She said, "Lassie taking a shit.""

Tex

Count yer blessings. She coulda said Rock Hudson.

rodekyll · « **Reply #15 on:** October 02, 2018, 06:09:57 PM »

I was in Idaho once, having dinner at some greasy spoon with my son. The waitresses were flirting with him, and he tried to deflect the attention by telling them I was a famous actor travelling incognito. I played along until one of them proudly announced that she knew who I was. To prove it, she found a picture on the internet -- of Tommy Chong.

Chuck in Indiana · « **Reply #16 on:** October 02, 2018, 06:11:25 PM »

Dusty.. you're losing it pal. Sorry, but that's just MHO. Sure, you *might* sell a few tix to the locals, but I've been there. I don't think it would be an SRO performance from the locals at even 5 bux a head. Sell more bike raffle tickets to help out the town.

oldbike54 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 02, 2018, 06:26:24 PM »

Quote from: Chuck in Indiana on October 02, 2018, 06:11:25 PM

Dusty.. you're losing it pal. Sorry, but that's just MHO. Sure, you *might* sell a few tix to the locals, but I've been there. I don't think it would be an SRO performance from the locals at even 5 bux a head. Sell more bike raffle tickets to help out the town.

Dunno, wasn't my idea. You might be surprised.

Dusty

Chuck in Indiana · « **Reply #18 on:** October 02, 2018, 06:31:45 PM »

Hey! I've been wrong before.. <shrug>

wittangamo · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2018, 10:50:47 AM »

Some food for thought:

It is nearly impossible to do a decent live performance without rehearsals, and that would mean getting your actors there at least a few days ahead. Even if you round up a cast willing to donate time and expenses, you’ll need an experienced director to whip it into shape. Scripts are copyrighted, and you have to pay to play. There are other details to consider like lighting, costumes, makeup and props if you want to put on a good enough show to justify charging people for tickets.

Is there a local theater group — community, school, church, etc. — that might be willing to schedule and perform a play there for a split of the proceeds? If not, maybe a musician or comedian, even a motorcycle-themed movie night?

Maybe I’m overthinking it, and where there is a will there is a way. My only point is that doing it right might not be as simple as you think, and doing it badly might backfire as a fundraiser.

Most of the people who come to a Guzzi rally have a sense of humor and enjoy laughing at our own BS. Charging civilians for the privilege is a taller order. All IMHO, and unsolicited at that.

oldbike54 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2018, 10:55:24 AM »

Never said it would be easy. As stated before, it was mentioned by someone else, just floating the concept.

Dusty

Shorty · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2018, 11:07:24 AM »

What!? Is this a dagger before me? Come! Let me clutch thee!!

Sheepdog · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2018, 11:17:59 AM »

I worked in the theater department in college, but I think they just needed someone who could weld...

Maybe a talent show would work better. That way, individuals can rehearse on their own. There's a bunch of us that play music, who are good at telling jokes, or who can juggle (okay, maybe not juggling).

oldbike54 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2018, 11:50:41 AM »

Sounds like Shorty is volunteering

Keith, a talent show would work, Paul R keeps promising to perform a comedy set, except some of his material might be a bit, well, you know

Dusty

dguzzi · « **Reply #24 on:** October 03, 2018, 12:04:25 PM »

I was trying to find that picture of the bumper sticker. "I make x-rate videos"

Shorty · « **Reply #25 on:** October 03, 2018, 04:49:31 PM »

Perhaps Roper could suggest some wee entertainment...

SmithSwede · « **Reply #26 on:** October 03, 2018, 10:24:04 PM »

Dusty;

I am a semi-professional actor. Will send you a draft contract.

Please pay particular attention to my M&M Rider. No brown M&Ms in my dressing room or there will be hell to pay.

oldbike54 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 03, 2018, 10:40:06 PM »

Quote from: SmithSwede on October 03, 2018, 10:24:04 PM

Dusty;

I�m a semi-professional actor. Will send you a draft contract.

Please pay particular attention to my M&M Rider. No brown M&Ms in my dressing room or there will be hell to pay.

You primadona actors

Dusty

John A · « **Reply #28 on:** October 04, 2018, 07:04:33 AM »

What's the per diem rate and is the limo & driver not just a old bus with a old hippie?

Socalrob · « **Reply #29 on:** October 04, 2018, 07:06:18 AM »

Quote from: oldbike54 on October 03, 2018, 10:55:24 AM

Never said it would be easy. As stated before, it was mentioned by someone else, just floating the concept.

Dusty

Might start with a screening of On Any Sunday and just invite the town in for free for some good will. See how many show. Not like there is lots to do on Saturday evening there.

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