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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2018, 12:37:39 PM »
 :grin: My grin for the day..
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2018, 12:43:56 PM »
No words. https://www.ebay.com/itm/372510890282?ul_noapp=true

Some questionable aesthetic choices were made on the bike. 

Even though the rear tire is 14" wide, it is not NEARLY enough tire if someone completed the project.  I got an easy 135 RWHP on my ZRX1100 with an exhaust, pods, jet kit, ZX11D cams and advancing the ignition 2 degrees.  The 1200's got into the mid 150's with similar mods and flatslides. 

I can't even imagine what a ZRX1200 running dual turbos and NOS would have.  300hp maybe?  Whatever hp it produced would be very short lived as there's no mention of lowering the compression ratio or different pistons and rods.  That thing would be a total nightmare to get sorted mechanically.     

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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2018, 12:51:22 PM »
I will never say anything bad about a man's bike, if he rides it, then it's all good.

But when you try to sell it? Yeah, that's when one can get critical. The thing is... just... wow.

He was so concerned about whether or not he *could*, he never stopped to wonder if he *should*.

Plus "3/4 done" to me, just says "yeah, I done f*cked up... I want it to be someone else's problem now".
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2018, 01:55:44 PM »
"REXILLA" indeed.....("C'mon now...you know you want it!!")  :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :huh: :huh: :huh: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :laugh: :grin: :wink:



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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2018, 02:17:50 PM »
If it was located in Arizona, I would suspect methamphetamine had something to do with that build! :wink:
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2018, 02:57:46 PM »
Looks like the illegitimate love-child of a Hayabusa and and Amazonas.

And would probably run about like one ....
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2018, 07:40:03 PM »
I....uh....err..... yeah

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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2018, 07:55:08 PM »
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If it was located in Arizona, I would suspect methamphetamine had something to do with that build!

You do know meth is widely available...
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2018, 03:05:08 PM »
Looks like the illegitimate love-child of a Hayabusa and and Amazonas.

And would probably run about like one ....

Yikes, another person that knows what an Amazonas was! Haha

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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2018, 03:12:54 PM »
I am at a loss for words...
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2018, 03:53:32 PM »
That is beyond ugly and stupid. Recreational pharmacueticuls must have been involved at all times during the creation. It looks like a bad trip through the JC Whitney catalog.

I think nuking it from space is the only way to be sure it disappears from this earth forever.

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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2018, 05:30:42 PM »
Yikes, another person that knows what an Amazonas was! Haha

The terrible thing is ... back in the day, I wanted one!   So that's one bullet dodged ...
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2018, 06:06:17 PM »
The terrible thing is ... back in the day, I wanted one!   So that's one bullet dodged ...

You don't always get what you want..  :grin:
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2018, 06:16:45 PM »
You don't always get what you want..  :grin:
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But if you try sometime, you find you get what you need!
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2018, 06:22:33 PM »
That is beyond ugly and stupid. Recreational pharmacueticuls must have been involved at all times during the creation. It looks like a bad trip through the JC Whitney catalog.

I think nuking it from space is the only way to be sure it disappears from this earth forever.

Oh c'mon now....everyone take a hit on the ol' CRACK PIPE and inhale deeply!! :huh: :huh: :shocked: :shocked: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2018, 08:14:52 PM »
but....that's someone's baby...yikes now I know why tigers eat their young...do you get a free bowl of soup with that...oh but it looks good on you
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2018, 08:35:48 PM »
Yechhhhh!!!!!  What a pile of garbage

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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2018, 08:13:25 AM »
 Place tongue between lips and blow vigorously!
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2018, 09:40:41 AM »
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2018, 10:02:01 AM »
Place tongue between lips and blow vigorously!

C'mon now..."One man's bread...is another man's poison..." 

Let's have another close look, shall we?!? :shocked: :huh: :rolleyes: :laugh: :grin: :wink: - - - and let's ALL refill that CRACK PIPE!! :laugh: :grin: :laugh: :grin:





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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2018, 10:20:12 AM »
C'mon now..."One man's bread...is another man's poison..." 

Let's have another close look, shall we?!? :shocked: :huh: :rolleyes: :laugh: :grin: :wink: - - - and let's ALL refill that CRACK PIPE!! :laugh: :grin: :laugh: :grin:





Sorry, there aren't enough drugs available to make me think that looks good....
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2018, 10:32:00 AM »
Sorry, there aren't enough drugs available to make me think that looks good....

The "HITS" just keep coming!! :shocked: :shocked: :huh: :huh: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:









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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2018, 11:06:28 AM »
Well...maybe just one more!!! :laugh: :grin: :wink: :shocked: :shocked: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:



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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2018, 05:13:57 PM »
Skulls man, wtf is it with the skulls?


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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2018, 05:58:44 PM »
Ewwww, my eyes.. fortunately, I just peeked and looked away.
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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2018, 06:35:02 PM »





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Re: Worst MC Hack-Job Ever? (No MGC)
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2018, 10:26:20 PM »
There's a progressive u-tube video for this thing. Try to find when you think the shark got jumped.
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