Tracks of over 10,000 elderly Guzzi riders gathering and riding thru Stelvio Pass discovered in ancient volcanic rock.
scientists voice the opinion that guzziti never die, just gather with their friends and have roamed freely since prehistoric times near their place of birth
gathering in large groups scientists speculate it was for relaying information among the elderly riders about tire construction and use in different conditions, types of olive oil and dinosaur bones for internal digestive concerns and swapping motorcycles
Outside of the tracks, large mounds of discarded worn out jackets, helmets and boots were discovered. Apparently these were used as a meeting ground where older riders would initiate new by covering them in appropriate used gear and setting them on a v700, then pulling the eye cover off and pushing them down Stelvio Pass with drum brakes. If they lived they were in…next requirement was to grow grey hair, beard and mustache
https://apnews.com/article/italy-dinosaur-footprints-olympics-bipedal-herbivores-5a6ab5e5c68398716d339dba56a04112
