Thousands of ancient Guzziti footprints found in Stelvio Pass

[chuck peterson]

Tracks of over 10,000 elderly Guzzi riders gathering and riding thru Stelvio Pass discovered in ancient volcanic rock.

scientists voice the opinion that guzziti never die, just gather with their friends and have roamed freely since prehistoric times near their place of birth

gathering in large groups scientists speculate it was for relaying information among the elderly riders about tire construction and use in different conditions, types of olive oil and dinosaur bones for internal digestive concerns and swapping motorcycles

Outside of the tracks, large mounds of discarded worn out jackets, helmets and boots were discovered. Apparently these were used as a meeting ground where older riders would initiate new by covering them in appropriate used gear and setting them on a v700, then pulling the eye cover off and pushing them down Stelvio Pass with drum brakes. If they lived they were in…next requirement was to grow grey hair, beard and mustache

https://apnews.com/article/italy-dinosaur-footprints-olympics-bipedal-herbivores-5a6ab5e5c68398716d339dba56a04112

[73 sport]

     That interpretation seems to be a product of cabin fever and seasonal affective disorder.

[chuck peterson]

Just proving once again sarcasm doesn’t work on the internet

Guzziti….dinosaurs….

Dinosaurs…guzziti

Geeeze what a tough crowd

[Vecchio Lupo]

I love it, then again I can read and write in cursive , and read a map.  i.e. Dinosaur.

[PJPR01]

Just proving once again sarcasm doesn’t work on the internet

Guzzisti….dinosaurs….

Dinosaurs…guzzisti

Geeeze what a tough crowd

Probably the humor was left in the Ice Age as well along with the dinosaurs.  As far as I know the plural of Guzzi is Guzzisti...just a minor correction!

 

[Vecchio Lupo]

Probably the humor was left in the Ice Age as well along with the dinosaurs.  As far as I know the plural of Guzzi is Guzzisti...just a minor correction!

 

Dont be Hating...Maybe my man writes in a Sicilian Dialect.   My Italian is pretty good and when I get south of Naples it begins to deteriorate to the point that by Palermo I need help with everything.

[Perazzimx14]

It would be more believable if footprints were found at Golden Corral or gear was found at Goodwill.

[bad Chad]

Excellently done Chuck!  I wish we had more of this kind of clever, made at home from real folks content.  I encourage you to do more!  As for the party poops, who cares, let them.