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Offline pyoungbl

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How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
« on: April 10, 2015, 01:17:39 PM »
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2015, 02:40:44 PM »
I couldn't get past the bathing suit Peter.  ;D Are you going to EuroBike this year?

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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2015, 03:01:39 PM »

Never been to Ikea. Kathi says she has.

After watching vid, that I want to be able to say that first sentence truthfully the rest of my life.   ;)

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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 03:51:09 PM »
Those IKEA warehouses are strange places.
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2015, 05:41:23 PM »
I get wound up that all 4 wheels on the carts swivel.  You cant steer the damn things.  Its a warehouse full of people wandering aimlessly AND drifting.

I do like the meatballs, though!
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2015, 08:52:39 AM »
The plate of meatballs & gravy in the cafeteria will take the edge of your visit.   ;-T
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2015, 11:07:52 AM »
IKEA is just Walmart for good-looking people.
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2015, 11:57:52 AM »
That is REALLY funny.  Have never been in one, but can only imagine.  Well said...
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Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2015, 12:01:55 PM »
Don't eat the meatballs.
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