WG is a gentleman's forum

[Penderic]

Now you done it! You've upset Mother!

 

[Penderic]

The guy that said that, step outside!

 

[cruzziguzzi]

So much blather and back handed redresses through "apologies".

If you can't be a gentleman, at least strive to not be a tangentleman!


Todd.

[Cool Runnings]

Curses, Invocations
 Weird bate-headed mongrels
 I keep expecting one of you to rise
 Large buxom obese queen
 Garden hogs and cunt veterans
 Quaint cabbage saints
 Shit hoarders and individualists
 Drag strip officials
 Tight lipped losers and
 Lustful f*** salesman 
 My militant dandies
 All strange orders of monsters
 Hot on the tail of the woodvine
 We welcome you to our procession

Here come the Comedians
 look at them smile
 Watch them dance an Indian mile
 Look at them gesture
 How aplomb
 So to gesture everyone
 Words dissemble
 Words be quick
 Words resemble walking sticks
 Plant them they will grow
 Watch them waver so
 I'll always be a word man
 Better then a bird man


From American Prayer

[DucDucGuzz]

Man... SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

 

[Tom]

Gotta love George Carlin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMkNsMMvrqk

[cruzziguzzi]

Curses, Invocations
 Weird bate-headed mongrels
 I keep expecting one of you to rise
 Large buxom obese queen
 Garden hogs and cunt veterans
 Quaint cabbage saints
 Shit hoarders and individualists
 Drag strip officials
 Tight lipped losers and
 Lustful f*** salesman 
 My militant dandies
 All strange orders of monsters
 Hot on the tail of the woodvine
 We welcome you to our procession

Here come the Comedians
 look at them smile
 Watch them dance an Indian mile
 Look at them gesture
 How aplomb
 So to gesture everyone
 Words dissemble
 Words be quick
 Words resemble walking sticks
 Plant them they will grow
 Watch them waver so
 I'll always be a word man
 Better then a bird man


From American Prayer

Didn't recognize/remember this from the doors till the bottom note. As reading it - I assumed it was Charles Bukowski but then, there're too many words.

Todd.

[kidneb]

Didn't recognize/remember this from the doors till the bottom note. As reading it - I assumed it was Charles Bukowski but then, there're too many words.

Todd.

Oh, to be a word man and a bird man !   

[cruzziguzzi]

Oh, to be a word man and a bird man !   

Or, a Bluebird Man...Drink? you say it like it's a choice! Ohhhhh.....



Todd.

[kidneb]

Or, a Bluebird Man...Drink? you say it like it's a choice! Ohhhhh.....



Todd.

Not a choice,- more of a destiny thing.

[Wissing]

Well Danish is incomprehensible in any case.
You never know if they're swearing or not!
[/quote

 Thought that was Norwegian ...

 Dusty

Well, it certainly wasn't Danish

[beetle]

*snip*
 Large buxom obese queen
 Garden hogs and cunt veterans
 Quaint cabbage saints
 Shit hoarders and individualists
 Drag strip officials
 Tight lipped losers and
 Lustful f*** salesman 
*snip*
From American Prayer

You highlight the censored word, but the uncensored C U Next Tuesday remains?


Interesting.

[BRIO]

Well Danish is incomprehensible in any case.
You never know if they're swearing or not!

At least we don't sound like this: yydyy byydyy børk børk.


Two Norwegians got trouble with their car. The lights didn't work. They stopped, and one of them told his friend to check if the blinker worked. The friend went out and said:
- It works... It doesn't work... It works... It doesn't work... It works... It doesn't work...

How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and ask what you want!

- How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again?
- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and say: "You can't fool us again!"

- How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open a window and say: "We're not as stupid as the Norwegians!"

- How do you sink a Danish submarine?
- Give it a Norwegian crew!

Ikke sannt min ven?

;)

[cruzziguzzi]

Gentlemen, ahhemmm... I say, GENTLEMEN - please do refrain from poking the bear, bears, bear-like entities and even those who may merely smell like bears... or wallabies as it were.


Todd.

[Arizona Wayne]

Wayne , I never saw that post , are you sure it got posted ? I've been cursed for nuking stuff that never actually made it thru . Sometimes best step away from the computer after 3 or 4 beers 

 Dusty

As I said, it never got posted.....it was shot down before it got that far.   Do you have the ability to do that?

[oldbike54]

As I said, it never got posted.....it was shot down before it got that far.   Do you have the ability to do that?

 How could we nuke something we were unaware of ?

 Dusty

[davedel44]

How could we nuke something we were unaware of ?

 Dusty

Dusty is the Wonderful Wizard.  He sees all.  He hears all.
(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)

Dave
Galveston

[double.d]

I normally only open bike specific threads here but this one looked interesting so against better judgement and to confirm my suspicions i entered, and i wasn't disappointed, it's more like a womens club with its conversation drift double meanings i'm right your wrong and everyone trying to get the last word in  :Beating_A_Dead_Hors e_by_liviu 

[davedel44]

I normally only open bike specific threads here but this one looked interesting so against better judgement and to confirm my suspicions i entered, and i wasn't disappointed, it's more like a womens club with its conversation drift double meanings i'm right your wrong and everyone trying to get the last word in  :Beating_A_Dead_Hors e_by_liviu 

Plenty of room for both and a great way to spend a very rainy morning on the coast of Texas.

Dave
Galveston

[Chuck in Indiana]

Had a few showers there, have ya, Dave? 

[davedel44]

Had a few showers there, have ya, Dave? 

Nothing like North and West of here.  Brazos R. flooding at historic levels.  Several towns evacuated.  Colorado, Trinity and San Jacinto R.
not far behind.  Nine soldiers swept away, likely drowned, at Ft. Hood.  Most of rain East of that area now, thank God.

Would enjoy a few sunny days so I could go for a ride and mow the lawn.

Dave
Galveston

[bpreynolds]

I normally only open bike specific threads here but this one looked interesting so against better judgement and to confirm my suspicions i entered, and i wasn't disappointed, it's more like a womens club with its conversation drift double meanings i'm right your wrong and everyone trying to get the last word in  :Beating_A_Dead_Hors e_by_liviu 

Hey wait a minute, someone with the username double d is poking fun at this thread for being woman like?   

[tazio]

I normally only open bike specific threads here but this one looked interesting so against better judgement and to confirm my suspicions i entered, and i wasn't disappointed, it's more like a womens club with its conversation drift double meanings i'm right your wrong and everyone trying to get the last word in  :Beating_A_Dead_Hors e_by_liviu 

Me and the mighty Griso on a curvaceous trip in north Georgia,
now sitting at a Huddle House, felt compelled to check in on the women's club.
  
gotta ride now..

[davedel44]

Me and the mighty Griso on a curvaceous trip in north Georgia,
now sitting at a Huddle House, felt compelled to check in on the women's club.
  
gotta ride now..

Ride on Sister

Huddle House?

[tazio]

Southern Smothered Country Fried Biscuit Platter.
'nuff said.  "snap,snap girlfriend"

[bpreynolds]

Oh come on, girls.  As good as the Huddle House is, you know it's the Cuddle House we enjoy the most 

[oldbike54]

Oh come on, girls.  As good as the Huddle House is, you know it's the Cuddle House we enjoy the most 

 Oh hell , how about a great big bro hug  Thing is , there are what , thousands of members here , which means thousands of different opinions , and we all know the only one that matters is ....

 Dusty

[Tom]

You guys are getting too touchy feely. 

[oldbike54]

You guys are getting too touchy feely. 

 This from a wrestling coach 

 Dusty

[Tom]

Different motivations.   You guys are lingering in the moment.  :smile: