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Offline Tobit

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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2015, 12:49:39 PM »
Is food all you can think about?  ;)


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« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2015, 06:08:54 PM »
Is food all you can think about?  ;)


Throws the whole "leg man" thing for a loop.

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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2015, 08:47:57 PM »
Now that you mention it, how DO you change a rear tire with a lawn mower? :-\
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« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2015, 08:51:19 PM »
Now that you mention it, how DO you change a rear tire with a lawn mower? :-\

1. Get a rope and a go to your small garden shed.

2. Park your Guzzi with the rear axle directly under a rafter on the shed.

3. Throw the rope over the rafter.

4. Tie one end of the rope to the rear fender of the Guzzi and the other end of the rope to the rear hitch on the lawn mower.

5. Fire up the mower, put it in gear, and pull until Something Happens!

Never done that, but do got the T-shirt!

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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2015, 09:04:56 PM »
1. Get a rope and a go to your small garden shed.

2. Park your Guzzi with the rear axle directly under a rafter on the shed.

3. Throw the rope over the rafter.

4. Tie one end of the rope to the rear fender of the Guzzi and the other end of the rope to the rear hitch on the lawn mower.

5. Fire up the mower, put it in gear, and pull until Something Happens!

Never done that, but do got the T-shirt!

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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2017, 09:37:25 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2017, 09:42:26 PM »
C'mon...Crosby or Sinatra?

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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2017, 09:46:14 PM »
Best one of the week!!  :laugh: :wink:

Of the WEEK?   That was two YEARS ago ... !
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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2017, 09:48:19 PM »
We can always resuscitate the MGNOC/FW membership threadfest  ~;
Thats good Nick..

Not just goats!

Pend, your on a roll on this thread.. keep it up..

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« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2017, 09:52:37 PM »
  So long as we don't stare at the goats in the government program.
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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2017, 11:45:45 PM »
Yesterday I was stopped at a light and a naked lane-splitting-underage-girl with a Colt 1911, no helmet, and riding a Griso with "Amsoil Sucks" stickers all over it asked me what the best brand of tires were for her Harley.

Discuss...

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Was the girl an Asian? :afro:
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« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2017, 02:45:10 AM »
Less friction is the key.

Be nice, or Dusty will send you a candy-gram.


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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2017, 08:49:36 AM »
Less friction is the key.

Be nice, or Dusty will send you a candy-gram.


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 Funny , but also true .

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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2017, 10:02:06 AM »
1. Get a rope and a go to your small garden shed.

2. Park your Guzzi with the rear axle directly under a rafter on the shed.

3. Throw the rope over the rafter.

4. Tie one end of the rope to the rear fender of the Guzzi and the other end of the rope to the rear hitch on the lawn mower.

5. Fire up the mower, put it in gear, and pull until Something Happens!

Never done that, but do got the T-shirt!

Lannis

lol

Deja vu all over again!

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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2017, 10:17:47 AM »
So what happened to Mr Nevada??
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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2017, 03:51:35 PM »
Lane splitting, last Friday heading back into Khathmandu, taken by my wife, I was following!https://youtu.be/OV-1QEUhFVA

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« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2017, 06:38:48 PM »
Nice riding Fiona!   :)
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« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2017, 09:06:49 PM »
So what happened to Mr Nevada??

The Great One is still going.  However, time and health issues are catching up with him.  Still a KK regular though.

Skate is still around too.  Same ole.

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« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2017, 10:13:59 PM »
There is no way that helmet is gonna save you when you hit a semi head on at 125 mph. What say you?  ~;
Who needs a helmet head on a 125 MPH when the body trauma is so bad they cannot even use your body parts as a donor.  :evil:
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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2017, 10:42:56 PM »
Lane splitting, last Friday heading back into Khathmandu, taken by my wife, I was following!https://youtu.be/OV-1QEUhFVA
those were real bumps..what a traffic jam..   is that the only road in?  thanks for posting and keep us in the loop.
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« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2017, 10:44:07 PM »
Lane splitting, last Friday heading back into Khathmandu, taken by my wife, I was following!https://youtu.be/OV-1QEUhFVA
Please start a new thread about your trip..
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« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2017, 11:23:53 PM »
The Great One is still going.  However, time and health issues are catching up with him.  Still a KK regular though.

Skate is still around too.  Same ole.

Ah, I remember that thread. :grin:

Set a record for some 85 pages. :rolleyes: You and Blackcat certainly did your best with the material you had to work with...... :rolleyes:
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« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2017, 11:49:52 PM »
NNNooooooooo. I have just read that KK is coming to NZ next year and opening a store in South Auckland. "It's food Jim, but not as we know it".

Actually, I can imagine a few food experts getting upset about that. The area has a high Pasifika population. They have a "fat" gene, developed over time to store up energy for the lean times. However, our high calorie Western diet has caused health problems, mainly obesity, diabetes and heart problems. The last thing they need would be a KK outlet. :rolleyes:
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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #53 on: May 24, 2017, 08:36:32 PM »
Really?   REALLY?   There's a gun thread?   I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.   Next you'll be telling me there's an underage girl thread too.   What a COINCIDENCE!   ;D   What are the chances?   :o

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Lannis,
I did NOT NOT  post the above message reference gun threads and underage girls!!!!
This server had a brain fart. I even went back and checked my messages and that message reference gun threads, underage girls and putting away the bottle is not on my list of posted messages. Would the person who made this post please step forward. I do not even write stuff like that to anybody especially someone I do not know.
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« Reply #54 on: May 24, 2017, 08:49:15 PM »
Lannis,
I did NOT NOT  post the above message reference gun threads and underage girls!!!!
This server had a brain fart. I even went back and checked my messages and that message reference gun threads, underage girls and putting away the bottle is not on my list of posted messages. Would the person who made this post please step forward. I do not even write stuff like that to anybody especially someone I do not know.

 OK , what is happening here ? This thread had gone dormant for two years , so someone give me a reference point to work from .

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« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2017, 09:04:38 PM »
Lannis,
I did NOT NOT  post the above message reference gun threads and underage girls!!!!
This server had a brain fart. I even went back and checked my messages and that message reference gun threads, underage girls and putting away the bottle is not on my list of posted messages. Would the person who made this post please step forward. I do not even write stuff like that to anybody especially someone I do not know.


I blew it. I did make this post to Lannis back in April 2015. I never saw the date on the post and thinking this was a recent thread I looked at my recent posts. I went back to my old posts and sure enough I said that to Lannis 2 years ago. I still cannot believe I wrote something like that but I did say it. So I hope that straightens this mess (MY MESS  :blank: ) out. Sorry about resurrecting something so old and stupid (on my part). Phew this is embarrassing.
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« Reply #56 on: May 24, 2017, 09:34:54 PM »
Well, thanks for " resurrecting something that old and stupid" cause you woke me from my nap.

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« Reply #57 on: May 24, 2017, 09:59:51 PM »

I blew it. I did make this post to Lannis back in April 2015. I never saw the date on the post and thinking this was a recent thread I looked at my recent posts. I went back to my old posts and sure enough I said that to Lannis 2 years ago. I still cannot believe I wrote something like that but I did say it. So I hope that straightens this mess (MY MESS  :blank: ) out. Sorry about resurrecting something so old and stupid (on my part). Phew this is embarrassing.

If I want to be embarrassed sometime, I just go back and read MY old posts .... !   :embarrassed:

Amazing how much we change (sometimes better, sometimes not) over the years without even knowing we're doing it ....  :laugh:

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Re: This board may implode
« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2017, 10:06:45 PM »

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